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(here is my tfb drinking game that I wish you all to partake in) SHARING IS CARING!!!!!!

TFB DRINKING GAME (to be played with all tfb songs on shuffle)

One Drink Whenever:

• There is a reference to drugs or alcohol. Yes, you do have to drink for the entirety of “Mountain”. (DISCLAIMER: Steroids WOULD count but you might be too busy with “The Beers” bonus round. Unless you think you can still win the beer chug whilst also drinking a separate drink [preferably spirit based] every time steroids are mentioned. Play at your own discretion)
• There is a reference to a specific town and/or state
• ANY swears. Anything between and including: damn to fuck. Hell, ass..those ones too. Anything.
• There is a reference to a phone call (not to be confused with the voicemail category, see: “Down It Whenever” section)
• There is a reference to a bathroom OR the usual furnishings one finds in a bathroom i.e. a bathtub.  
• There is mention of high school and/or college
• Brian mentions his friends (example: this is for the lake that ME AND MY FRIENDS swim in)

Two Drinks Whenever:

• There is reference to washing/cleaning oneself
• A girl’s name is explicitly mentioned
• Trumpet
• Like trumpet, but cow bell
• Like trumpet and cow bell, but tambourine
• Like trumpet, cow bell and tambourine, but xylophone
• A reference to being/falling asleep. Just general sleep.
• Brian says “probably”
• The french language is mentioned (yes- this DOES include every time Brian says Au Revoir. Ha ha.)
• There is mention of a family member

Down it Whenever:

• Brian says “uncomfortable”
• There is some sort of group chant/singalong (e.g. when everyone says CHEESE in “funny you should ask” or NO FUCKING WAY in mattress)
• There is a voicemail recording
• You have seen a tattoo circulating tumblr with said lyrics (if YOU are the proud owner of such a tattoo, feel free to smugly dance around to the song that is so close to your heart and nominate someone else to down your drink. Or drink the drink yourself. Do whatever you goddamn please, you clearly already do because you got yourself a TFB tattoo.)

Bonus round: everyone must chug as many beers as possible during “The Beers”. The loser will OBVIOUSLY face a forfeit. Please don’t impale anyone on swing ball poles. RIP Kevin Devine 2014. (ATTENTION: Kev Dev isn’t really dead. some butt wrote RIP on his instagram I WILL NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY)